Interpretive Reading

Do you mind telling me
What is on your head?Who is that, said George
Where are you?Right behind you, said the voice
Look hereGeorge looked and saw two eyesWho are you? He asked the eyes
Are you a ghost?Huh, yes, the eyes replied
But I will have you call me Fred
I still want to know what is on your headOh, that, said George
Id forgotten about that
It is my hat I used
When I was playing astronautPlease take it off, said Fred
It makes your voice sound offSo George took off the hat
Is that better? He askedMuch, much, much better, Fred replied
You have a nice voice
If you give it a chance
Maybe youll get your choiceThank you, said George
Nobody ever told me that beforeWhat brings you hear? Asked Fred
This is no place for a boy aloneOh, but yes, it is, said George
What about you?
Why are you here?Its a long story, Fred replied
Why dont you take off your pants
And Ill tell you
But be brief with your briefsIm here to guard some treasure
Treasure, where is that?
Where you least expect it
The end