,,,And By Best I Mean Worst

"Are you telling us this stuff so we can buy you're book?
Beuase I gotta tell you, if you are, that was some of the worst advice I ever heard."

"Do you see how sad this is?"

"You want you sister to lose weight?
Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies, and maybe go out for field hockey.
You know what?
No one ever knows what they wanna be when they grow up.
You know it takes a...a little while to find that out.
Right Jim?
And you, yeah you, sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet?
Well you know what?
Maybe you should lift some weights or uh...
take a karate lesson and then the next time he trys to do it you kick him in the balls."