Temple of Gloom

What-what-what-what did you use mud for, in those days? 
  - Uh, mud was the sound of a gladiator falling.  When a lion knocked him down. 
  You would just what...  throw some mud? 
  - Throw some mud, and it made the sound.  And various weights of gladiators would be just various size muds.  Then I'd also stick mud in people's heads, and then punch them.  That was a good soft sound, it sounded like a bag of grits falling off of a car.