E.R.N.I.E.

I am the bringer of your wishes
Your savior from doing work
The washer of your dishes
And you still get your midday perkEstate agent your mansion
And pot of gold all the home comforts
Before youre getting tired and oldOne more try, try to get what youve never had
Five more Bob for the whole world it cant be bad
We cant all win look its happening
The futures looking not so bleakA thousand winners every week
A thousand winners every weekSo when you hear me coming
Along halls and up the stairs
In the back of teapots
In the cupboard under chairsForget all your wives tales
Of forecasts and dividends
When Ernie feels vibrations
Only pays out to trusted friendsOne more try try to get what youve never had
Five more Bob for the whole world it cant be bad
We cant all win look its happening
The futures looking not so bleakA thousand winners every week
A thousand winners every weekCongratulations youve just won
A five thousand pound premium bondYour hand on the bottle
And your eyes screwed upon the set
When the score comes up it could be you for the big one yet
No thank you on the front page of the Currant Bun
They think you stink but in the pub youll be number oneOne more try try to get what youve never had
Five more Bob for the whole world it cant be bad
We cant all win look its happening
The futures looking not so bleakA thousand winners every week
A thousand winners every week
A thousand winners every week
A thousand winners every week