Don’t Mess With Latexas

I know that I should just confess
But I don't admit to much these days
I was a monster once
But now I'm calm
Now I'm tame

But sooner than later I'll need more
I'll try to behave myself til then
I was a monster once
But now I'm calm
'Cause now I'm fed

You seduce with your bottle neck
And vapid proofs through drunken breath
Though you're half my age and half undressed
It's morally ambiguous

Still your speech is young
Your words are wrong
You talk so much you're voice is raw
I'm sure you're sick of sucking up
I'm such a sucker for a sycophant

I know that I should just confess
But I don't admit to much these days
I was a monster once
But now I'm calm
And now I'm tame

But sooner or later I'll need more
I'll try to behave myself til then
I was a monster once
But now I'm calm
'Cause I just fed

Your state is so picturesque
Your men are strong
Your women blessed
Though I was taught to never mess
With the poison wells of latexas

I know that I should just confess
But I don't admit to much these days
I was a monster once
But now I'm calm
And now I'm tame

But sooner or later I'll need more
I'll try to behave myself til then
I was a monster once
But now I'm calm
'Cause I just fed