Blondes

Is it a matter of opinion
Or just a contradiction
But from where I come from
All the blondes have more funWell just awatch them sisters on a Saturday night
Peroxide causin' all the fights, oh yeah, oh yeahI took a rose in Texas
She gimme plenty of practice
But I couldn't touch the surface
'Cause of recent face liftShe had no idea what love's about
'Cept the one o'clock call on the casting couch, oh yeah, oh yeahSissy from New York
Was on the cover of new vogue
I ain't supposed to be available
So completely untouchableI got a Limousine 'n' bodyguard and chaperone
But God knows rodder just needs to ball, oh yeah, oh yeahYou can keep your black and your red heads
You can keep your brunettes too
I wanna girl that's semi intelligent
Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy and that ain't allI had a crush on bardot
Fell in love with Monroe
Read about 'em in the nationals
All the juicy little scandalsBut I never saw 'em dancin' at the county hall
With the short fat guy's prematurely bald, oh no, no no, no noDig thisYou can keep your black and your red heads
You can keep your brunettes too
Don't wanna subservient woman
Gimme a blonde that's six feet two, boy and that ain't all, oh yeah