Party Barge

Father drove a steamroller

Momma was a crossing guard.

She got rolled when he got steamed

And I got left in charge

Living in a little town with my pedigree in charge

I chopped down a weakened willow tree

And built this party barge



Ports of call, dayglo bait

Why not see a legend while it's still being made?

Think it's kind of squirrelly when you're sleeping in the park

Jam too far propagating in the night

My colleagues and associates have kicked out all the lights

Like I said they say, nothing stops a party barge



"This is lake directory, calling party barge.

I'm on the phone with pump control, they say you are at large

Send us your coordinates, we'll send a Saint Bernard"

Think it's kind of squirrelly when you're sleeping in the park

Chicken fried pigeon in a sunny jane sauce

Satan's jeweled laughter has your wife in its claws

Like I said they say, nothing stops a party barge



"Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard.

Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard.

Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard.

This is lake directory, calling party barge."