Why Am I So Short

You may laugh at me

Say I don't deserve

All the things I've had

Sad...



I've got a drum kit and some sticks

So when I'm drunk or in a fit

I find it easy to express myself

I hit the drums so hard I break all the heads

And then I end the day in one of my beds



I'm nearly 5'7 tall

I like to smoke and drink and ball

I've got a yellow suit that's made by Pam

And every day I like an egg and some tea

But best of all I like to talk about me!



You may laugh at me

Say I don't deserve

All the things I've had