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жанры: electronic, hip-hop
альбомы: Chef Aid: The South Park Album
Mentally Dull
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South Park
жанры: electronic, hip-hop
альбомы: Chef Aid: The South Park Album
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Damien: Everybody hates me! Mr.Mackey: Why do you suppose that is? Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil! Mr.Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else? Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Kyle: You bastards! Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you? Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey. Mr.Hankey: Aaaaah Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Dude, Kenny is dead. Chef: Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song: I'm gonna make love to you woman Officer Barbrady: Well you ain't Fiona Apple, and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass. Reporter: What would drive a man to such a disgusting act? Some Woman: My god that's disgusting! Stan: Whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken? Stan: At least im not a little pig fucker. Cartman: God damn it! Stan: Dude! Kyle: Huh Sick Mr.Hankey: Aaaah Cartman: You get you bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie! Mr.Garrison: You got to hell! Stan: You butt plug. Kyle: Damn! Cartman: Well screw you too. Cartman: Well? Ms.Cartman: Sure Hun. Cartman: Kick Ass! Cartman: Hey, ill blow your freakin head off you peice of crap! Mr.Mackey: I mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand? Cartman: He is a very disturbed little boy. Ms.Cartman: You want some Cheesy Poofs? Cartman: Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs! Ms.Cartman: You can have a eensy weensy bit can't you? Cartman: Well? Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo? Cartman: Okay! Ms. Cartman: I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy tarts! Cartman: God Damnit! Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo? Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Kyle: You bastards! Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you? Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey. Mr.Hankey: Aaaah! Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead. Mr.Garrison: Dumb ass, what a retard! Stan: You fat fuck! Kyle: Screw You. Stan: Dude. Mr.Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss! Officer Barbrady: Fruitcake! Cartman: Bitch. Wendy: No, I'm not acting like a freak! Cartman: Well I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish sticking out of my butt, and then there were hundereds of cows and aliens, and then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye! Stan: What the hell are you talking about! Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people! Wendy: Barf is gross! Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's ass! Pippins: Lunchy munchy hmm! Stan: Oh yeah? Well at least my moms not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! Cartman: Damnit, would you shut the hell up? Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Kyle: You bastards! Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Starvin' Marvin: Yeah I want da cheezy poof! Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Mr.Hankey: Howdy Ho! Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead. Cartman: Son of a bitch. Jesus: Yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace, the way is paved with gold for ye who seek truth! Ring Announcer: Wearing very very black trunks...the king of all that is evil... Towns People: Barbara Striesand, Barbera Striesand! Barbera Striesand: I'm Barbera Striesand! Chef: Barbera Striesand? Leonard Maltin: Barbera Striesand. Kyle: Kick the baby! Ike: Don't kick the baby! Leonard Maltin: Leonard Maltin. Leonard Maltin: Sydney Potier. Chef: Sydney Potier?! Stan: Oh yeah. B.S.: Your some little hick! Stan: You ugly skank! Cartman: Damn your black heart, Barbera Stiesand! Hey! Why dont you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed! Cartman: Let us remember the good times, Kenny would have wanted it that way, you guys seriously, you guys, you guys seriously! Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Kyle: You bastards! Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Kyle: Total, weirdo, freak! Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Stan: Oh my god! Kyle: Oh my god! Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude Kenny is dead! Cartman: Huh Oh hoh! Cartman: Well, Kyle's mom a bitch, she a big fat bitch, she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch. She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch. Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super King Kamayamaya beyotch. Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair. She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch. Kyle's mom is a biiiitchaah.
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