"The Lonely Island"
"The Lonely Island"
Incredibad
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The Lonely Island
жанры: hip-hop
альбомы: Incredibad
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Now let's take a trip down memory lane Back to junior high school where it all began Three bad little kids raising hell at school We were just thirteen straight acting a foolEveryday after class Kiv's house was the spot Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one and the same Till one faithful after when everything changedOne day playing punch out up in Kiv's room The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom Looked out the back window, saw a pillar of smoke Yo, your backyard is smashed, man, this isn't a joke Yo, let's go check this out man, oh I bet, let's goAll the smoke and debris led us straight to the basement Yo, what the hell is that? Man, it looks like a spaceship We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide And a little green dude stepped out from insideHe said, I'm from Mars and I come in peace I have something to ask and it's not discrete There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix And you three kids are the ones who can heal itBut we're just thirteen man, what can we do? How should I put this? I think we should screw, what? On my home planet, we can no longer breed I've been sent to self-precept so we can store your seed Storing our seed, yo I think he means sex Man, I'm a virgin, we all are betI'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes Ah, what should we do? Now it's spreading its thighs You'll be heroes in my planet, but why us three? You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust meYo, should we do it? man I don't know To I say we put it to a vote, all in favor say I, I Okay we're in, cool, who should go first? I have three depositories to capture your burst Wait, so at the same time? Yeah that's what I was thinking Here's some wine coolers, let's get you boys drinkingWe pouted the drink and started getting tipsy Then took our positions and started getting frisky One in the front and two in the back Had him locked up like a Chinese finger trapKeep humping away, my wife and family thank you I'm about to explode, yo son me too Three way climax, best friends forever What a pleasure to lost our virginities together, yeahAndy, Jorma, Akiv, you've saved my race Your reward is one wish, then I'll go back to space We looked at each other, didn't have to talk Knew exactly what we wanted before he took offMr. Alien sir, for what it's worth We wanna be the greatest fake MCs on earth Your wish is granted and thanks again I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friend What happened today was both incredible and bad Therefore your name is IncredibadIncredibad, Incredibad, Incredibad Surprise everyone
01. The Lonely Island - Who Said We're Wack?
02. The Lonely Island - Santana DVX (feat. E-40)
03. The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
04. The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat (feat. T-Pain)
05. The Lonely Island - Sax Man (feat. Jack Black)
06. The Lonely Island - Lazy Sunday (feat. Chris Parnell)
07. The Lonely Island - Normal Guy (Interlude)
08. The Lonely Island - Boombox (feat. Julian Casablancas)
09. The Lonely Island - Shrooms (Interlude)
10. The Lonely Island - Like A Boss
11. The Lonely Island - We Like Sportz
12. The Lonely Island - Dreamgirl (feat. Norah Jones)
13. The Lonely Island - Ras Trent
14. The Lonely Island - Dick In A Box (feat. Justin Timberlake)
15. The Lonely Island - The Old Saloon (Interlude)
16. The Lonely Island - Punch You In The Jeans
17. The Lonely Island - Space Olympics
18. The Lonely Island - Natalie's Rap (feat. Natalie Portman & Chris Parnell)
19. The Lonely Island - Incredibad