"The Lonely Island"
"The Lonely Island"
Natalie's Rap
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The Lonely Island
жанры: rap
альбомы: Incredibad
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We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman Hello, so Natalie, what's the day In life of Natalie Portman like? Do you really wanna know? Please, tell usI don't sleep motherfucker off that yak and Durban Doin' one twenty, gettin' head while I'm swervin' Damn Natalie, you a crazy chickYo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherfucker Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff ZuckerWhat you want, Natalie? To drink and fight What you need, Natalie? To fuck all nightDon't test when I'm crazy on that airplane glue Put my foot down your throat till you shit in my shoe Leave you screaming, pay for my dry cleaning Fuck your man, it's my name that he's screamin'I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you Condone driving while intoxicated? I never said I was a role model What about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick It's Portman motherfucker, drink till I'm sick Slit your throat and poor nitrous down the hole Watch you laugh and cry while I laugh you dieAnd all the dudes you know I'm talkin' to you We love you Natalie, I wanna fuck you too P is for Portman, P is for pussy I'll kill your fuckin' dog for fun, so don't push meWell, Natalie I'm surprised All this from a Harvard graduate Well, there's a lot you may not know about me Really? Such as?When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day I cheated every test and snorted all the yay I gotta a def posse and you gotta bunch of dudes I sit right down on your face and take a shitNatalie, you are a bad ass bitch, hell yeah And I always pay for your dry cleanin' When my shit gets in your shoe, what? And as for the drug use, well I can vouch for that My dick is scared of you, girlOkie-dokie, one final question If you can steal a smooch from Any guy in Hollywood, who would it? No more questions What
01. The Lonely Island - Who Said We're Wack?
02. The Lonely Island - Santana DVX (feat. E-40)
03. The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
04. The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat (feat. T-Pain)
05. The Lonely Island - Sax Man (feat. Jack Black)
06. The Lonely Island - Lazy Sunday (feat. Chris Parnell)
07. The Lonely Island - Normal Guy (Interlude)
08. The Lonely Island - Boombox (feat. Julian Casablancas)
09. The Lonely Island - Shrooms (Interlude)
10. The Lonely Island - Like A Boss
11. The Lonely Island - We Like Sportz
12. The Lonely Island - Dreamgirl (feat. Norah Jones)
13. The Lonely Island - Ras Trent
14. The Lonely Island - Dick In A Box (feat. Justin Timberlake)
15. The Lonely Island - The Old Saloon (Interlude)
16. The Lonely Island - Punch You In The Jeans
17. The Lonely Island - Space Olympics
18. The Lonely Island - Natalie's Rap (feat. Natalie Portman & Chris Parnell)
19. The Lonely Island - Incredibad