Schumacher The Champagne

My teeth have never looked quite this yellow
And my body never quite this fat
I'll pay well over the odds just to have
Some teenage abandoned backI hit the ice of the 5th of Jan
And I swear it was an act of fate
But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down
I just take my thoughts into the center of townAnd Schumacher, the Champagne
Whoever needed good cause to celebrate
Schumacher, the Champagne
Might as well be proud of last placeWe used to set ourselves on fire
When chemistry was twice a week
And now I pay for it over a counter
Whilst they become fitness freaksMy bad habits are taking over
All the good left inside
But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down
I just take my thoughts into the center of townAnd Schumacher, the Champagne
Whoever needed good cause to celebrate
Schumacher, the Champagne
Might as well be proud of last placeSchumacher, the Champagne
Never needed good cause to celebrateOh, take me as I am, oh, take me as I am
Oh, take me as I am or not at allOr not at all, or not at all
Or not at all, or not at all, or not at all