In Earth's Palm

I was having one of those days so I thought I'd call you up 
  You'd come over and we'd have some drinks at our favorite bar 
  We'd lay in bed and talk things over 
  You would do your best Italian accent 
  I'd make a dumb dry joke 
  But all I got was your voicemail 
  I've been thinking about leaving this city 
  And if I left by plane would you call in a bomb threat and then show up at the airport? 
  And if I left by car would you put a spike strip in the road and then meet me in the hospital? 
  I've got nowhere left to go. 
  So I walked down to the beach but it just reminded me of you 
  Sandwiches, lightning and waves 
  So i thought I'd call you up 
  Invite you to our restaurant, I know they don't call it Green Temple for nothing 
  But hey, dinner is on me 
  But all I got was your voicemail 
  I've been thinking about leaving this city 
  And if I left by plane would you call in a bomb threat and then meet me at the airport? 
  And if I left by car would you put a spike strip in the road and then meet me in the hospital? 
  I've got nowhere left to go. 
  So I thought of that dude that you are kind of not seeing, kind of, really not 
  And I thought about how you always wanted to see me punch someone out for you 
  So I walked home in the middle of the street and hoped someone would put me out of my misery 
  But all the drivers just swerved around me 
  And called me a jackass 
  I've been thinking about leaving this city 
  And if I left by plane would you call in a bomb threat and then meet me at the airport? 
  And if I left by car would you put a spike strip in the road and then meet me in the hospital? 
  I've got nowhere left to go.