Monday Morning

Monday morning, I woke up late
I feel like shit and I can't see straight
One last drink was a bad idea
I'm on the bowl with diarrheaOut the door in a fog
Barked at by the neighbors dog
Forgot my keys, I went back inside
I got a flat, so I can't ride
The phone rings, aw jeez, now what?
I'm an idiot, so I pick it up, helloNow I'm held up on my line
My cretin landlord, he's wasting my time
He wants his money or we go to trial
He's got penis envy denialAnother weekend, I didn't get laid
It's a Monday morning ant brigade
Another weekend, I didn't get paid
It's a Monday morning ant brigadeFuck it all, no regrets
I'm staying in and you can bet
It sucks outside in the pouring rain
I'll smoke some pot, fry my brain
Thom cut the record down to the bone
I'm a sure shot, rocking the microphoneAnother weekend, I didn't get laid
It's a Monday morning ant brigade
I got the Monday mornings
I got the Monday mornings
I got the Monday mornings
I got the Monday morningsMonday
Monday
MondayMonday morning ant brigade